“…presumption has been the runner-up in every major Causes of Intergalactic Conflict poll for the past few millennia. First place invariably going to “land-grabbing bastards with big weapons,” and third usually being a toss-up between “coveting another sentient being’s significant other” and “misinterpretation of simple hand gestures.”—And Another Thing… By: Eoin Colfer
"It’s the first of May, first of May
Out door fuckin’ starts today.
So bring your favorite lady,
or at least your favorite thing.
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto.
Grass below you, sky above.
Celebrate Spring with a crazy little thing called,
Losing a Frisbee game really smarts. Playing Ultimate is one of those things I was just born to do and when I can’t get satisfaction on the field…I just feel lost. My team is very talented, but needs to come together. To me there is nothing more frustrating than a frustrated team.
We have a tournament on March 8th. Lets go Slow Children.
I do miss playing Ultimate. Maybe I’ll start up again when I’m old enough to be in the Masters division. We did get used to losing at CMU, though. Our biggest achievement was winning Pool D at Poultry Days in 2004.